As I warned you, here comes the first post from the beer store. Today we're interested in Become.com. The website is a retail outlet that features a variety of consumer goods. Let's take a look at a few.
First up we have glass top dining tables. This offering from the home and garden category at Become.com features the sort of furniture that you might expect. Dining room tables with glass tops so you can see who is playing footsie with whom. Devious devices for uncovering illicit affairs but devilishly difficult to keep clean. I like a glass top myself; it's always fun to try to see who is fooling around with whom.
Next up we have the vinyl tablecloth category. This is perfect if you got a glass top dining room table but suddenly found that you have a few connections that you want to keep secret. So, when the neighbors come over trying to hide their affairs, you keep the tablecloth off but, when the office staff comes over for a pool party, you put the tablecloth back on to hide your own connections, right?
Regardless of how all these affairs turn out, wouldn't it be great to collapse in a dish chair? If your glass top table winds up getting you caught in an illicit affair, what better place than a chair that encourages bad posture to nurse your wounds with a scotch or four? And, if you happen to get away with it, well, is there a better place to celebrate with a beer or six than exactly the same chair?
