Birdman Brewing Company, LLC strives to grant universal access to the wonderful world of draft beer.
Let’s face it. The world can be a pretty messed up place. The line between the ‘Haves’ and ‘Have Nots’ in the world is widening. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. At the same time, the Federal deficit is growing out of control, and educational funding is being slashed left and right at the national, state and local levels. We see wars that never seem to end and a surge of national disasters. Crime rates are up, and Wall Street seems just one news story away from a big tumble.
But we are here to reassure you that it’s not all doom and gloom. In this uncertain world around us, there is, in fact, one universal constant that brings hope, optimism, happiness and peace. We’re talking about draft beer, people. Good old, free-flowing draft beer. It’s been curing the world’s ales, er…ails, for literally centuries in one form or another.
So it is with this understanding that Birdman Brewing Company, LLC proposes the No Thirsty Man Left Behind Act of 2011. With undying commitment to the vision of granting draft beer access to every man, woman, and 21-or-older-child, we will strive to source draft beer equipment and to provide it to today’s Every Man at a price and value that is accessible to the masses.
In this messed up world, where politicians choose to serve themselves rather than their constituents, we say that it’s time to serve ourselves. And we can think of nothing better to serve, than a draft beer. No man shall be left behind.
Birdman Brewing Company, LLC is committed to providing draft, kegging and homebrewing equipment at a price that leaves no man behind. www.birdmanbrewing.com
